just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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