Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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