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Don't drive home.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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