I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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