The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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