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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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