I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Boobs speak an international language.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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