While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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