you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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