Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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