Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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