playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
someone owes me an orgasm
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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