why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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