Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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