Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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