real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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