We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
