Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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