my sisters under your porch take her home
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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