You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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