This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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