ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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