oh god the rape fog is back!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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