found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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