never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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