Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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