I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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