she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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