I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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