Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
