And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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