Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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