Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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