I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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