Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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