Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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