I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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