That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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