Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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