she was so not down for the gang bang
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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