I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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