You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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