Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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