Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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