AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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