oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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