i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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