Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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