Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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Do I have a choice?
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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