i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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